If you have a child or perhaps an overly clingy pet you will know what I am feeling in this picture.

You can see partial results of the little in-home experiment that I am calling "Haircut #1". So far nobody has laughed at him which is good because lately, I have been prone to yelling at people who bother me. Yes, I know this is not good, especially for somebody who is working in the service industry. Just the other night, for instance, Austin wasn't sleeping too well (okay, he was screaming at the top of his lungs) because he seems to be growing some molars. Our next door neighbor was yelling things like, "Arghhhhh" really loud and pounding on the wall, apparently in an attempt to show The World what an ass he could truly be. I finally had enough and opened our window and called him out. I think I yelled something like, "If you have something to say, then open up your window and say it!" I was in the middle of "explaining" to him how much his pounding on the walls was not helping us get Austin back to sleep when another neighbor opened her window to remind us that it was two in the morning and could we not yell so much.

Fair enough. Don't pound on my walls and I won't yell at you. Or, to put it in a cheese-like context, don't says things like, "Hey you, where's the Gjetost!?", without even saying hello or something akin to this phrase that often seems not to ever be on the tips of the customer's lips. I just, to put it plainly, don't have the tolerence for these sorts of things anymore. Also, don't bite your fork and I promise you we will be friends forever.