Listen closely and you will hear the elevated heart beat of a mom who is about to leave her son in the total and complete care of his father for four days while she attends a FESTIVAL OF CHEESE. I am torn between being sad that I won't hear Austin say such clever sayings as "No cats!" or "LALALALALALALA" and fascinated that there is a festival dedicated to cheese and I get to go to it. People, a FESTIVAL OF CHEESE! I can only hope it is as exciting as it seems in my dreams. Of cheese.