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What is the best way to ensure that your co-workers do not think you are stark raving mad? Hey, I have no idea. What I do know is if you stay up all night arguing with your spouse, or whoever that guy was, walking around the apartment at 2, 3, and 4 in the morning in his underwear, about how the hell to get your lovely wonderful child to sleep, then odds are you will end up giving one of your bosses the finger, burst into tears and go home.

If you have stayed up most of the previous night doing much the same thing, then it is quite possible you only imagined in your sleep deprived head that you even made it to work and therefore never had the chance to give one of your bosses the finger, burst into tears and go home.

If you are hanging on to that hope, the one where you just imagined the whole thing, well then you should probably just go fly a kite because it did little grasshopper, it did.

Shit.