I would say that I am sorry for not having the mental capacity to make this website look read-able to the human eye, but really, how do I know that you are all human out there? In that case, if the weird dead grey background and the horrible red linky color appeals to you, well then, You are welcome. Whatever you are.

Visual attrocity mentioned. Check! Let's get it off our list and move on to more important things. Things like, oh...can't get the flea drops on the cats cuz they keep hiding from me. And how about that huge cyst on my head? Well guess what, that thing finally burst and let me tell you, it was so gross. Finally, a tiny little thing almost not worth mentioning, unless you are me and are married to the six foot tall tea-freak WHO PASSED HIS LICENSING EXAM AND NOW CAN STICK NEEDLES INTO PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO PAY HIM FOR IT! Really, how important can it be that David will be working alot soon and that people will gladly hand over cash for his loving touch?

Well for one thing I can garentee that from now on since we are in fact a two income family that we will never be seen dancing on the corner with our begging bowl out. That's a given. Also we may start letting Austin wear his shoes in the summer, since we will be able to buy him at least one pair a year. And I promise, David will once again be allowed to purchase undergarmets, as we are optomistically thinking that our bout with fiscal severity is almost over.

Instead, all three of us will always be dressed from head to toe in the most fashionable of clothes. And Austin will have only gold toys. A certified technician will come in once a week to drain my cyst. David will have all the clean underwear he can handle. We will be such a fine double income family! I promise you, it will be a sight to behold.